Cruel Joke

I was having a discussion with BadMonkey about something that has been bothering me for sometime now.I talk with him ,seeing I don't have a shrink like most of the outside world.I tried a shrink once. I said to him "Hey Doc,I have trouble making friends, you cocksucker".......So now i just talk to BadMonkey.See the thing is,for most of my life i have had this problem that i have tried to keep hidden.For i feel that the cosmos has pulled a cruel joke on me.But i don't know why i should have to keep it hidden any longer,for with the political climate the way it is now,with the political correctness and hate crime laws in place as they are,I feel that it is due time that i stand on my soapbox and scream to the heards of sheeple in the outside world,"Yes,Yes,I am A Lesbian In A Man's Body". There i have finally said it.I love the pussy.Call me a lesbo, I wear the badge proudly.Call me a carpet muncher,for i have no more shame in the matter.For I ,like the homeless man shall eat at the Y. And now with that said,I must venture on my quest to be a practiceing lesbian.Volunteers welcome.Just comment your e-mail and BadMonkey will sign you up and give you a number.Please no pushing,I promise to get to all of you as quick as i can........And remember the Manlesbian motto To Eat It Everyday..........See Monkey to have your parking validated before you log out.