"Lookin' for guy with sense of humor"

This statement has to be one of the damnedest things that i have ever heard said. And i must say that i hear it and see it written in most every bullshit profile that most every single women posts.(And the married ones wanting to cheat on their husbands) Here it is ,the always present "I'm just looking for a guy with a sense of humor" (horseshit) Trust me on this one folks she's got to be fuckin' kidding.......O.K I know i'm no ___________ (you fill in the blank) but let me be honest(cause she's not) about this, I have brought a chuckel to a women are two in my day ,but i will damn well tell you this. I wasn't gettin' laid like i was passing out pardons in a womens prison or nothin' either. So what the hell is that statement suppose to represent in the real world? Some of these posts, i get the sense of humor statement.Cause you would have to have a since of humor just to be seen with these women. Then you have the ones who look like they just fell out of a Playboy magazine. With the same shit on their profile. Surely you can't think, that i am stupid enough to believe, that if i could get this chick laughing hard enough to blow snot out of her new surgicley enhanced nose .That Dave could be plowin' her back 40 like Old McDonald down on the farm.(ei, ei ,ooooohhh yes,Yes,YES!!!) This is not an issue i plan to give up on,i need answers,i need the truth,and i need a straw hat and some bib overalls like Old McDonald.Cause babe if i'm gonna be plowin' i want to look the part.So ladies do your part with some Farmaid if you really are looking for just a humorous fella...........and feel free to pick yourself some strawberrys from my field on your way out.(whip creams on you)