SadMonkey

The kind of shit that goe's on in the outside world really pisses me right the fuck off.Today after a hard day at work, i have to come home to find that my monkey is in some kind of deep depression.The fuckin' thing is drunk wallowing in it's on puke.(have you ever smelled monkey puke?well motherfuck me!!!) Well ain't this just fuckin' lovely,was my thought.I have spent my day thinking of the things i was going to send out on my blog to the masses.(oh yea i do have a list,and all you sexy Grey's Anatomy watchin'lovelies are on it.) To have to deal with this.After many hours and several pots of coffee,Monkey has confessed to me what has caused this.Well as it seems Monkey has been surfin' the singels sites,posting profiles and shit in my name.And son of a bitch if the little hairy fucker doesn't get a hit from what could only be called the sexist chick in the Ukraine.(Yes i have seen the pictures and that's all i will admit to.)Then after almost 2 weeks of e-mails the gal slips up and sends the same e-mail again from about 3 days ago.Yea,it was rehashed with some of the previous e-mail stuff, but you could tell right then that this was a scam.I feel so sorry for my BadMonkey.Monkey said that friends had told'em it was a scam and to not give out Daves money.(Good thing i didn't loose any money,cause drunk,sick or brokenhearted I'd be kickin' me some primate ass.)So now i have a SadMonkey,for he feels that he has been sent kickin' his little heart down the information super highway.(Fuckin' commie bastards).This is just the kind of shit that makes me want to take a hot air balloon ride over places and drop shit filled paper lunch sacks on people.Why you want to fuck with my monkey?Now who in the sam hell is going to fix my crown and coke? I'm really starting to dislike people.............................And always remember to check.......(Oh hell ,you know what to do just go home.Come on monkey let's go to bed.)