Welcome one and all

Welcome one and all,I can see by you being here reading this that you took the red pill and have traveled thru the rabbit hole and are out of the matrix.Well those with weak hearts are any other conditions that may slow you down please step to the right and get in the slow lane for your protection.Grannies lock up your milfs and granddaughters cause your in my world now.A little right of center and totally my own damn opinion.So if you can't take the heat,then wrap your ass in Nomex(a fire protection suit and my thought on immagration)I will cut no one any slack so put on your big girl panties (thong) and suck it up.(or just suck it,cause blows just a figure of speach) This ride is about to begin.So we have a few rules for the ride (Safty First) Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.(and place your mind in the gutter) No Screming or i will slap the shit out of you.(Your second ammendment rights protects you from the government,but Not from me SnapperHead)And my other rule is you must be at least this tall to ride the rides.(can't see my hand can you? Stop nodding your head dumb ass!)If you can't reach up and kiss my ass your to damn short!!! So all aboard you rat bastards I'm fixin' to lite the fuse on this sucker. And always remember to check your friends for ticks before you log off.Thank You from the management.