Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Texas Haloween Greetings

BOO!!!!!!!Damnit..........................

Birthday Gift

This has to be one of the best things that I have ever done. On the 22nd of this month I left out for a trip to Georgia to see my Amiee Jo and her Loving family for her birthday. I have told this story to many people since I got back about how I was on the phone with Jo as I was getting close to her house. I asked her if she could have anything in the world for her birthday,what would it be? And how her answer was to have her pee paw there with her for her birthday.That has got to be the biggest thrill in ones life to make someones wish come true. I have teared up,and gotten a lump in my throat every time i have told this to anyone,hell I'm even doing it now just typing it. I can honestly say thou. When my life flashes before my eyes,and the good lord takes me from this earth, It will all have been worth it if I get to see that piece of my life again in reflection.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Pink Feathered Cock

Well hello there, I'm back.Yea it's been about 2 weeks or so since I last wrote, I have had what I like to call bloggers block. Most folks would call it depression or laziness, depending on what generation you are from. But either way I am writing. I don't really have a subject in mind at this time,I have been dealing with my CPA lately, while she has been working on my taxes from '06 that I had an extension on. So I have been a little preoccupied with that shit.Funny how your taxes are such a big deal to you, and then your CPA tells you, don't worry I got it handled. Yea, Handled,Fuck you. You took 6 fucking months to do something you said was a couple hours work and I am not suppose to worry. The bitch is lucky to still be alive. If she would have fuck me on this I'm more than sure no one would have convicted me for offin' her. Yea,your right,I have been a little stressed over this. But don't worry about me. BadMonkey is reading Tax Prep For Dummies so as to do them next year. So with that I'll send you back to your Life,that is still in progress.

Monday, October 1, 2007

SickMonkey

I have not written much lately,do to the fact my BadMonkey has been a SickMonkey.My poor monkey has had an allergic reaction to some popcorn that was poured on him recently.I don't know if it was the popcorn or all the fake butter that caused this.He has broken out in spots not unlike chicken pox.He has been itchy,so my poor monkey is now pink from all the lotion I have had to put on him.So this has taken up much of my time.I hope to be back at it in the near future. But for now I must leave to take care of my pinkmonkey,That Funky Monkey,PinkMonkey,That Funky Monkey.(feel free to sing along)

No Comment

Today I have no comment,no opinion,or anything to say.I have a lot of stuff to talk about,but at this time,nothing.Not shit,not any,not zip,zero or zilch.Nada,fucking thing.That is what I have to say.And it took this many damn words to say it.But don't worry your pretty heads.I'll think of something soon.So shut your pie-hole and come back later.SSeeeeyaaa.