Counter Terrorist

Well the hunt is over. Yes,Once again your hero has made his pilgrimage to the hill country in search of deer. I myself did not get a deer, for I am to good at my part in this excursion for the hoofed friends of Santa Claus. My part again for this years trip was to guard the house(Homeland Security) and not let any of these crazied beast inside to steal the couch,T.V.or the fridge. And once again I performed my duties to the up most.I am proud to report nothing was lost and no blood was shed on my watch.I must commend my counterparts(J-Bird,Ford,and Mark) on their efforts of keeping the angry hoards of Central Texas deer from breaking threw or perimeter defences by taking out 6 of these corn eating demons. It makes me a proud Texan and American to be able to say, Sleep soundly Center Point, Texas for we have done our part to keep your town safe from these terrifying creatures that hound you..........Hou Ra!!!!!

Famous

There are times in a persons life that they get the chance to meet special people in this world. Famous,infamous,celebrities,royalty,are what ever one might call them for one reason or another. These are the people or persons you see on t.v. or in the movies or pictured in some kind of print or picture of some kind. This country for one reason or the other has been eat up with this celebrity worship of late. Well let me tell you this.I don't buy into that crap.No, Star magazine or Enquirer for Ol' Dave here, It ain't happening No sir re Bob. You might ask yourself (Self?)What's the reason that Dave don't need your Bullshit Mags?..........Answer...Cause Folks!! I am related to a celebrity!!! (And if your scoring at home here comes the blatant plug) Yes, None other than the Little Miss Princess of Georgia. My Grand baby Kaycie.Yea, That's right Royalty. (Suck on that Paris Hilton. Oh I forgot, she already did!)

Gone Bananas

I would like to take a moment to bring something to your attention that you fine folks might be able to help me with.It seems that BadMonkey has run off during my vacation to Georgia. As it has come to me in some reports.He has been seen in the Georgia area in the company of a young lady in a silver Chevy Tahoe.Now as memory serves,one Abbie HammerHead drives one said Tahoe of the Chevy variety.So as I am coming to understand,BadMonkey has moved to another Blog. So I guess all I can say is enjoy your vacation monkey cause I'm eatin' your Damn Bananas Biiiaatch................And I don't even like the damn things.