Happy B-day G-man

Well folks today is a special day.Today is May 1st (Stop looking at the day I posted this and saying ,"No it's not it's April 30th" Cause your pissing me off) Yes,today May 1st is My nephew Garret Horn's Birthday.So I figured i give him a little pat on the back from his Ol' uncle Dave. Seeing he has never been on my blog. Oh,yea he will be 8, (I heard you asking how old he would be so that's why i put it on here) So I figured I should say Happy Birthday today,cause your Aunt Nay (My Ex-Bitch-Wife) is going to FUCK UP your birthday party this Sunday.Sorry about that little buddy......................Monkey grab your umbrella, there's a shit storm on the horizon.