Damn Dirty Apes

Hey there everybody,(all one of ya) It's me Bad Monkey.I was settin' here on my ass while Dave was away,(taken a shit or something) and i figured I'd give you a little 411 on what's been happening around here lately.From my point of view my life is pretty damn sweet right now.Here i am just chillin' with a cold Dr.Pepper and a York's peppermint patty to munch on.Yea i know what your thinking,i have lost my mind huh.Yea you think Dave's going to find out I'm all up in his Kool-Aid and beat hell out of me. Well you would be WRONG. That boy is all hung up on this chic he posted the pic of on here.Which makes my life sweet.He hasn't beat me since she has been around,so that makes her like my best buddy.I can get away with murder right now.Damn i hope she would marry this crazy motherfucker or something and i could rule the damn world.It would be like Plant of the Apes up in this biotch.........now get out my peppermint patty is melting.