Thumb Feelings

Hey,Folks....WHHAAAAAATTTTTTSSSSSS..UUUUUUPPPPPPP. I been wanting to do that for a while.It cracks me the fuck up.OK,ok back to the reason for my putting fingers to keys.I have noticed something here lately that i just had to put in Al Gores Internet(FUCK AL GORE).I have been introduced to text messaging lately.I still don't care for it cause i suck at it.But,What I have found in my thumb fuckin' my phone is that people (women as far as I can tell)will text you shit that they would never say in person or over the phone. I'm not shittin' ya,they will say shit on a text that would make a motherfucking pervert blush. And in cryptic detail to boot.They may be all sweet little mothers or daughters on the phone or at work and all.But,let them start letting the thumbs do the talking and son of a bitch man I'm telling you there is going to be some graphic getting down to the nitty gritty pornographic sexin' going up on that little colored phone screen.I just could not believe it.That is why i had to tell you all about what i learned.Yea,Yea,Yea I hear you asking the question."Well Dave what is your opinion of this?" Well folks I can't lie.When this stuff first came across my phone, I was shocked,then my next thought (as the sweat beaded up on my forehead) was damn,i really want to do this nasty texting chic................So until next time.....(Come here Bad Monkey I'm going to have to spank the shit out of you).